[15:09:02] Joe is Cool : joe is cool

[15:09:06] Joe is Cool : you swim in a pool

[15:09:08] Joe is Cool : joe is cool

[15:09:21] Joe is Cool : he pwns every noob =D

[15:09:28] Joe is Cool : vote for joe

[15:09:32] Joe is Cool : he's really cool

[15:09:42] Joe is Cool : so don't be sad D:<

[15:09:56] Joe is Cool : coz his coolness brings joy and happiness to the world

[15:10:00] Joe is Cool : =D

[15:10:33] Joe is Cool : once upon a time

[15:10:44] Joe is Cool : there was a boy named joe

[15:10:51] Joe is Cool : Joe was cool

[15:10:57] Joe is Cool : he travelled the world

[15:11:06] Joe is Cool : he spread his coolness

[15:11:15] Joe is Cool : and everyone was happy D:<

[15:11:18] Joe is Cool : the end

[15:11:20] Joe is Cool : true story

[15:11:26] Joe is Cool : VOTE JOE

VOTE JOE

Nah.

VOTE ZATIC.

I can't copy/paste messages on the chat this happened on, so I had to take screenshots.

wtf lol

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What on EARTH was that?

irahk yeah
Guest351: I'm Joe for the record
Guest351: I just can't get into my account
irahk oh
Guest102: joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoeSHIT
Guest102: JOESHITJOESHIT MY NAME IS JOESHIT
lolman419 GUEST102 WARNING!
Guest351: ...
DestinedViolets Lovely name
Guest351: someone ban him
Guest351: please
biglizzle Guest102 2 warning
lolman419 GUEST102 WARNING!
DestinedViolets But don't talk s*** bout my friends, k?
DestinedViolets ..
DestinedViolets okay
lolman419 GUEST102 WARNING!
DestinedViolets that was akward,,
Guest102: s*** FRIENDS s*** FRIENDS I HAVE s*** FRIENDS
DestinedViolets I just called Joe my friend O-O''
DestinedViolets Good for you Assy McGee

Joe requested that I post this.

Joseph = Joe
Me = Kapus

Quote:

Joseph:*Pulls lever You fall into the eel pit* me: Eels! call Speedy! he can tame them! Joeseph: He's sleeping right now me: no he's not I think he's playing in a laundry basket Joeseph: Someone hid sleeping pills in there me: * you hid sleeping pills in there Joeseph: Prettym uch Sent at 7:30 PM on Sunday Joeseph: You'll have to tame them yourself *Throws down a turban * me: this thing feels funny on my head Joeseph: *Throws down a fake third eye that lands convieniently on your forehead * *pours magic elixer on you and makes you grow 2 extra arms * me: dah! geeeh! Joeseph: Now youre a fully fledged eel tamer me: stop it! Joeseph: now The eels are getting ever closer Do your thang Oh Almost forgot *Throws down a magic flute * me: uhh *plays flute badly * Joeseph: *watches as the eels suddenly stop, then circle rapidly around you with hearts flying out of them * You fool That was the eel mating song me: eww! I'm scared! what are they going to do? wait eels find bad music attractive? Joeseph: Yup Especially if you unintentionally play the eel mating song me: I'll never understand eels Joeseph: Well Better find a way to rid yourself of tehm before they lay eggs in oyur ear me: ugh thanks for the warning Joeseph: Once those eggs hatch, there's little you can do to stop them from stumbling upon the control room for your brain me: throw me a rope let me get out of here Joeseph: throws an uncoiled rope down at you me: somehow I don't trust this rope *climbs it * Joeseph: *It leads to teletubbyland * Now you're in the land of creepy talking suns and fat monotone creatures with TVs in their bellies me: Holy... it'll be only days before my brain melts Joeseph: Better find a way to escape Maybe you can dig a hole to china me: very funny Joeseph: Then pass yourself off as a sushi salesman and live off of tofu Hmm Try changing the channel on one of the teletubbies Maybe one of them is a portal me: now THAT is a good idea but I don't want to get close to them Joeseph: The thing is The teletubbies are vicious when provoked me: thats a terrible thought Joeseph: It's true They'll tie you to a couch and force you to watch educaitonal programming for hte resto f your life Sent at 7:42 PM on Sunday Joeseph: Maybe when Yussy realizes you've gone missing He'll try and find you Or He could just take advantage of it and move into your room me: nah, he always liked his room more Joeseph: Hmm Maybe you could try speaking with the creepy talking sun It might help you Or eat you One of the two me: that sun is evil so no Joeseph: Creepy talking moon The worst it could do it spew fire at you and give you a horrible burning death me: exactly Joeseph: Hmm When the teletubbies are out, you could try sneaking into their underground lair and look for something that could help But they have that little vicious attack vacuum cleaner thingy Sent at 7:49 PM on Sunday me: oh yeah that..thing Joeseph: The teletubbies have a wide array of dealy weapons that could help us stored in there me: thats true I think I'll go sneak in but when do they go out? Joeseph: They go out to find new nuclear energy to harness and turn into weapons of mass destruction every saturday at 2 PM And are there until 4 PM me: hmm maybe I'll try negotiations. Joeseph: Get within 100 feet of those things and oyu'll be shot and taken prisoner me: that hostile, huh? Joeseph: They're bloodthirsty. Sent at 7:54 PM on Sunday Joeseph: My cousin went to teletubby land once. His body is still hanging on the wall inside that lair Sent at 7:56 PM on Sunday me: how disturbing what's the plan then? Joeseph: Well before he died he sent back blueprints of the liar and such If we can deal with the Watch Vacuum we can get in and out with good enough weaponry to stand a chance of capturing one of them to turn on the portal Sent at 7:58 PM on Sunday Joeseph: The problem is the Vacuum thing me: hmm lets nickname the vacuum Robo Red Joeseph: Maybe we could bait it out with a nozzle then lock it out me: or use brute force to knock it over Joeseph: Your entire face wolud get sucked into that thing and explode me: hmm if I had Smash's bazooka.. Joeseph: Uhh Why the hell does Smash have a Bazooka? me: oh when he needs to blast something, of course Joeseph: I'm not going to ask Sent at 8:04 PM on Sunday Joeseph: oh my Spun Gun might be able to help us spud* me: maybe we should just ask the Sun in the first place Joeseph: Well Theres a 50/50 chance of it helping us or eating us me: better than staying in this place forever. Joeseph: Perhaps we could make use of a message in a bottle The Spud Gun was Primarily made for launching potatoes, But It could shoot a bottle fairly far into orbit Hopefully a space shuttle will find it me: okay so what do we write in the letter? Joeseph: HELP. STUCK ON PLANET OF BLOODTHIRSTY TELETUBBIES AND THE HANKY PANKY ISN'T WORKING. me: Sounds good! *puts letter into a bottle * man, is there anything empty bottles can't do? Joeseph: They can't dance and do tricks me: hmm I guess not anyway, lets fire it! Sent at 8:12 PM on Sunday Joeseph: first Sent at 8:14 PM on Sunday Joeseph: It might need an extra push to get out of the atmosphere me: so what do we do? Joeseph: Do you have a soda DO YOU me: Soda good idea but all I have is this diet pepsi. Joeseph: Lies. Pulls a coke out from behind your ear me: whoa! Are you the Galaxy Wizard, or something? Joeseph: The correct term is "Grotto Master" Anyway *SHakes soda and attaches it to bottle * *Fires the Spudgun * me: Whoa! I should use that to fire a banana at Smash sometime Joeseph: *The bottle goes out into space and I'm on the floor from the recoil * Well Lets just hope some astronauts find that and not a hostile alien race Sent at 8:20 PM on Sunday me: I was kind of hoping it'd travel through space until the sun finds it Joeseph: Hopefully It'll be the real sun not that creepy, almost puppet like demon sun thing me: hopefully Joseph: I attached a tracker beacon to the bottle for good measure I'll look at its progress with a telescope in a few minutes I attached a tracker beacon to the bottle for good measure I'll look at its progress with a telescope in a few minutes Sent at 8:25 PM on Sunday Joeseph: *Takes out Telescope and looks towards the bottle * Uhh... Mubby... I think you should take a look at this... *"The bottle hit a UFO which is slowly going towards the planet now * How will Kapus and Joe get out of this one? WILL They be able to get out of this one? Find out on the next episode of..THE KAPUS KRONICLES! *Cuts to commercial *

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Snow Goddess wrote:

I need a pasta.

Kapus on Youtube!

That reminded me of me and Joe's random adventure to get Happy Pappy a whappy.

Nope, I don't think so.

me: made a new otpic on SW
Mubarik: Wow, really?
Yay!
good for you!
maybe next month you'll learn to make a poll
Imean
I'll go check it out

LOCKED.